Here's your hilarious joke:

Two nuns are in an elevator. The elevator stops and a man wearing trench coat gets on. When the doors close, the man turns to face the nuns and pulls open his coat to expose a raging boner. One nun gasps and puts her hand over her heart and says, "I...I think I'm going to have a stroke!". The other nun says, "Do what you want sister but I'm not going to touch that thing."

"Ryann Margaux" Permalink