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Holy water fixes a lot! After a long and arduous service to god four nuns find their eternal resting place in heaven. But before they may enter they are stopped by Saint Peter at the Pearly gates. Saint Peter: First and foremost I wish to thank you for your service, but before I let you in I will need to ask you one question. The first nun steps forward. Saint Peter: Have you ever touched a penis? Nun #1: Yes, with the tip of my finger. Saint Peter: Very well, wash your finger in the holy water and you may enter. The nun does as she's told and the gates open for her to enter. The second nun steps forward. Saint Peter: Have you ever touched a penis? Nun #2: Yes, I have held on in my hand. Saint Peter: Very well, wash your hand in the holy water and you may enter. The second nun washes her hand in holy water and the gates open for her. Before the third nun could step forward the fourth jumped in front and exclaimed: If you expect me to wash my mouth in the holy water where she's going to wash her ass in you're gravely mistaken!