Here's your hilarious joke:

Elephant in the vegetable patch An elephant escapes from a zoo and ends up in a little old ladies vegetable garden and starts munching. Having never seen an elephant in her life, she freaks out and calls the police. "There's a giant creature in my yard and it's pulling out my vegatables with it's tail!" "What's it doing with them?" "If I told you, you'd never believe me!"

"Chelsie Ayn" Permalink