Here's your hilarious joke:

So I moved into the country... far away from civilization. At first I enjoyed the solitude; the city was over an hour away, and the night sky was magnificent! Then I started getting lonely. It was a relief when, one afternoon, a knock came at the door. "Ah'm yer naybor frm down t' way. Gonna be a party t'naht, yer invahted," he said. "Oh, great! This will give me a great opportunity to meet my neighbors!" "Okay, then," he said, and started to turn away. He turned back and said, "There's gonna be a lotta drinkin' t'naht." "Hey, I was in college, I can handle my liquor," I replied. "Okay, then," he said, and started to turn away. He turned back and said, "There's prob'ly gonna be some fightin', too." "Oh, heck, I was on the Varsity boxing team, I can handle myself." "Okay, then," he said, and started to turn away. He turned back and said, "There's likely gonna be some wild sex, too." "Hey," I said, "I was a fraternity boy, I can tell YOU some stories!" "All raht, then," and turned away. I said, "By the way, is it formal or informal? What should I wear?" He said, "Oh, that don't matter, it's jist gonna be the two of us."

"Marisa Ursola" Permalink