"Came up with this on the spot tonight Two"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

Came up with this on the spot tonight Two rocks walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them what they would like. One rock, speaking for the both of them says "we'll have two pints please". Astounded by this, the second rock exclaims "Pints?!" He turns to the bartender and tells him "two quartz". EDIT: So turns out I am terrible at writing punchlines. Thanks for the added improvements!

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