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Here's your hilarious joke:

A wife was running late... ...to a party and her husband needed peaches to bake a pie for the party. In a rush she shoplifted a can of peaches and was apprehended by the police. During her court hearing the judge said that she will serve the same amount of days in jail as the amount of peaches in the can she stole. Satisfied with the decision the wife was thankful it wasn't anything more than a week. Before the judge strikes the gavel, out of nowhere the husband yells out "She also stole a can of peas too!"