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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a Scotsman gets drunk... ....And falls asleep outside the pub he was drinking at. Well in the morning two English lasses happen by and see the Scot in the gutter and the first lass says to the second, "Mary, shall we see if it's true what they say about the Scots?" So they pull his kilt up and sure as the sun rises, he's naked as the day he was born. Well both lasses are taken aback but the first recovers quicker and says to the other, "Mary, we've seen it, now we must leave our mark. Take the blue ribbon out of your hair and tie it around his, *ahem*, "parts," and we'll be on our way." So they tie the blue ribbon around his, "*ahem* 'parts,'" and continue on their way. A few hours later the Scotsman comes to. He wakes and stretches and then stops suddenly. He looks around and seeing no one, lifts his kilt and is stunned. Looking down at his nether region, he says amazed, "Well, I donnae ken where we were or what we were doin', but I sure am glad ye took **first place!**"