Here's your hilarious joke:

I like the way you think. Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully; four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot. The others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the right answer. But I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream shop. One is licking, one is biting, and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."

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