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Here's your hilarious joke:

A lion is walking through the woods... ...and he comes up to a zebra and he says, "You know something zebra? You are a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me. I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm the king of the jungle!" Zebra just shrugs and moves on. Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says, "You know something giraffe? You are a ridiculous looking animal! You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me. I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm the king of the jungle!" Lion comes to a frog and says, "You know something frog? You are a ridiculous looking animal. You're green and slimy," and the frog says "Hey! Fuck you! I've been sick!" (Source: The Newsroom.)