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Choices and Consequences A man and his wife are having dinner for their tenth wedding anniversary. Suddenly the man bursts into tears. "What's wrong?" the wife asks. "I was just thinking," the man says, "about when I asked you to marry me. Your father came to me and said 'I know about all that money you embezzled from work. If you don't marry that ugly daughter of mine, I'm turning you in." The man cries harder as he says "And if I'd turned him down I'd be a free man now!"

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