Here's your hilarious joke:

A priest is in the confessional box... A priest is in the confessional box and he has to go to the restroom, so he grabs an alter boy and says, "Take over for me for a couple minutes." A man enters the box. "Bless me father for I have sinned..." The boy says, "The priest will be back in a few minutes." The man replies,"I'm in a bit of a hurry. Do you know what Father Daniels usually gives for oral sex?" The boy says, "Well, he usually gives me a candy bar and a five bucks."

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