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A man and his son arrive at a gas station The father pays for gas and returns with some scratch tickets. The son asks his father if he can scratch one, so the father asks "can your pecker reach your asshole?" The son says "no, I don't think so." The father tells the son he can't. Some time goes by and the father and son are at the gas station again. The father comes back with some scratch tickets and again the son asks if he can scratch one. The fathers asks "can you pecker reach your asshole?" The son says "Yeah daddy it can!" The father says "Okay but if you win you need to give me half. " The kid scratches the ticket and hits for $500 and the father says "Good, give me $250." The kid asks his father "Dad, does your pecker reach your asshole?" The father replies "Of course." So the son says "Good, then go fuck youeself."
"Blondell Shelba" Permalink