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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man farted every morning when he woke up. His wife got very annoyed and disgusted by this, so she made a plan to get him to stop. One day after the man farted, she said "honey, you know if you keep forcing those farts every morning your guts will slip right out." You see, the wife was a butcher. That night she took some pig's guts home from the shop in a cooler and stuffed them in the man's pants while he was sleeping. The next morning the wife woke up and her husband was in the bathroom for the next 2 hours. He comes out and the wife asks what he had been doing in there. The man replied "You were right about my guts dear, but with the help of God and my own two fingers I managed to get them back up there!"