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Debra is topper and because of her attitude, she doesn't have a lot of friends in real life. She met a group of friends who are Democratic super delegates from different parts of the country online and one of the things they liked to do was to tell stories that topped each other. One day, they decided to meet up in person and introduce themselves to each other for real. After some friendly chit chats and a couple of drinks at the hotel bar, they started talking about how they used sex instead of political influences to get things for free. The New Yorker started, "Last week I gave a waiter a nice hand job and I got my dinner for free." The friend from Chicago, wanted to top the story, said, "Well, that's nice but yesterday I gave a bartender a blow job and let him come all over my face. I got free drinks for myself and all my friends." Don't want to be left behind, the Seattleite said, "When my plane landed this morning, I give the captain a blow job and I swallowed all his cum. Now I have free first class ticket back to Seattle." The Washington D.C. friend, wanting to trump all the stories, said "Well, I let the hotel manager here fuck me and come into my asshole earlier, so all of our rooms and meals are comped." At this point, Debra is thinking, "oh boy, I am I going to top this?" She excused herself to the restroom to buy her some time to think. On her way there, she runs into Bill Clinton. Upon returning to her friends at the bar, she said, "well, guess what? I just ran into ex-President Bill Clinton and we fucked in the bathroom and I let him come into my pussy. Now I can get almost any favors I want because I can blackmail him by threatening to tell the news media what happened." All of her new friends are in shock and impressed. They said in unison, "Well, Debra, I guess you win. None of us can top that because none of us has a pussy."