Here's your hilarious joke:

A bear walks into a bar The bear asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars." The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there." The bartender says, "Go ahead." So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs." "What do mean?" asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs." "Then what about the bar bitch you ate?", replies the bartender.

"Meaghan Patsy" Permalink