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A little girl is strolling through the garden with her father. She stoops down to examine a spiderweb. "Daddy, what's that?" "It's a spider, dear. A daddy-long-legs." "So if this one is a daddy, does that mean that it marries a mommy-long-legs?" Amused, he responds "No honey, they only marry another daddy-long-legs." She stands and pauses to think for a moment. Suddenly she brings her foot down on the spider, crushing it beneath her shoe. "We won't be having none of that shit at our house."
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