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ISIS Goat An ISIS commander is visiting a remote outpost on the Syrian front, 50 miles from the nearest town. While there, he notices a goat tied up to a post and asks one of his sergeants what it's for. The sergeant replied "Well Commander Mohammed, the jihadis use that for sex". Digusted, the Commander says "Absolutely not, Sergeant Mohammed, I won't have any of my troops being controlled by carnal western urges. Get rid of the goat!" The sergeant responds "We've tried, oh Prophet Mohammed we've tried, but they just bring back a new goat!" "Fine" says the Commander, "It can stay but I will set an example by not taking part in this." The weeks go by and the Commander has kept well out of sight of the goat, refusing to give in, but eventually his urges get the better of him. "Oh fuck it, I'm doing it!" He goes to the goat, sits on his back and starts trying to ride it to the nearest town, but within 50 metres it collapses. His sergeant sees him lying in a heap on the floor "What happened Commander?!" Dusting himself off, his commander replies "I was trying to ride this goat into the nearest town to visit a whorehouse but it can't seem to handle it! How do your boys do it?" The sergeant looked confused and replied "Well normally we just fuck the goat" "Praise be to Allah" said the commander, unzipping.