Here's your hilarious joke:

Pissing like a sprinkler There was a guy at his buddy's house, and he said to his friend: "Man I must've drunk a lot at your party last night, I was pissing like a sprinkler today!" Confused, his friend asked: "you mean you were squirting in short bursts?" The guy replied: "no, I mean I was spraying all over your front yard while your daughter was jumping around in it in a bikini."

"Carolyne Michell" Permalink