Here's your hilarious joke:

Magic Elixir of Life A man was walking through Sarasota selling door to door what he claimed to be the "Magic Elixir of Life." Of course there were complaints and the police arrested him. They ran a background check of him and found the man had quite a long record of such dealings. He was first arrested for that type of crime in England . . . . in 1660.

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