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Here's your hilarious joke:

Religious little Johnny and his teacher... were talking about whales. The teacher said that even though whales are big, their throats are very small, so they couldn't swallow a large animal, like a human. "But," little Johnny cried,"Jonah was swallowed by a whale in the bible." The teacher sighed and said, "The bible must have been wrong in that story, because it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human!" Little Johnny thought, and said,"Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask him!" "What if Jonah goes to hell?" the teacher retorted. "Then you can ask him"