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Stages of man's sexuality [OC] 1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame. 2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers. 3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time. 4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex. 5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.

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