Here's your hilarious joke:

A husband and wife decide that each can give the other one 3 rules they have to follow. The wife starts. ´First of all, I want to watch a movie togheter once every week. And I get to decide which one´ Her husband says: ´Of course I agree honey.´ The wife continues: ´Second of all, I want the house to smell nice. You need to make sure there are always 3 scented candles on.´ Her husband says: ´Of course honey. I will do that even when you're not there.´ The wife continues: ´And finally, you need to help take care of my cat. She needs food twice a day, and her litterbox needs to be cleaned once a day.´ The husband says: ´Of course I will do that honey, especially when you're not there.´ Now it is the husband's turn. ´First of all, I want the tv for myself for 3 hours a week.´ The wife says: ´Of course I agree honey.´ Her husband continues: ´Second of all, I want my car to look perfect. You need to clean off any dirt you see.´ The wife says: ´Of course honey. I will do that even when you're not there.´ The husband continues: ´And finally, you need to give blowjobs.´ The wife says: ´Of course I will do that honey, especially when you're not there.´

"Cal Carlotta" Permalink