Here's your hilarious joke:

Two guys are out hunting.. Let's call them Joe and Billy. "I gotta crap Billy" Joe casually mentions. "We're in the middle of the woods, Joe, just go behind that tree" Joe proceeds to saunter over behind the tree and, shortly thereafter, calls out to see if Billy remembered to grab some toilet paper. "No, I didn't bring any toilet paper" Billy responds, "just use some leaves or something." "There ain't nothin' but pine needles around me, and I'm not using a pine cone." "What about your wallet?" Billy asks, "do you have a dollar or something you can use?" After a short pause Joe says "Yeah I got a dollar, I guess I'll use that." A minute goes by, then two, then 5; then, finally, after 10 or so minutes, Joe comes out from behind the tree buckling up his jeans. "What took you so long?" Billy asks. "Have you ever tried to wipe your butt with 3 quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"

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