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Here's your hilarious joke:

An old Italian man and his three sons... NSFW (Best if delivered in an eccentric Italian accent with all the gestures) So this old Italian man has 3 sons, 2 of them quite fat and 1 skinny. He asks his first son "a-Mario! Why you-a so fat?" Mario says "oh but-a papa, I like-a the linguini!" His papa say "but-a Mario! You take-a too big-a bite." The old man asks his second son: "Luigi, why you-a so fat?" Luigi says "oh but-a papa, I like-a the rigatoni". His papa say "oh but Luigi, you take-a too big-a bite!" Then he ask his third son, Zucchini: "Zucchini! How you stay-a so skinny?" Zucchini say "oh but-a papa, I only eat da pussy." "Da pussy, Zucchini? But dat-a taste like-a shit!" And zucchini says "oh but-a papa! You take-a too biiig-a bite!" From my uncle. Enjoy.