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Here's your hilarious joke:

So three elderly men at a rest home are conversing about their age... The first man says, "When I get up at 6:00 AM, it takes me a half hour to pee." Second man says, "You're lucky. When I get up at 7:00 AM, it takes me a straight hour to take my morning poop." Third man says, "I piss like a racehorse at 6:00 and crap like a goose at 7:00." "Then what's the matter with you?" asked the other two. "Problem is, I'm not up until 8:00!"