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I went to dinner with my younger sister at a local Mexican Restaurant, and the waitress soon showed up to take drink orders. I ordered a Margarita and my sister(she's 19) said it looked good, then asked if she could have one minus the alcohol. The server arrived with our drinks. Mine came garnished with an orange slice, while hers had a maraschino cherry skewered and attached to the orange slice. She asked why her drink had a cherry and I had to explain to her that what she had was, in fact, a virgin margarita.

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