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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two devout Christians are stuck outside their home during a flood... The water is up to their knees, and the fire brigade in a boat come along, saying "Come with us, we'll save you!" The couple say, "No thank you, God will save us.", and they start praying. The water is now up to their waist, and the coastguard in a boat come along, saying "Come with us, we'll save you!" The couple say, "No thank you, God will save us.", and they continue praying. The water is now up to their neck, and they are about to drown, and the a helicopter comes along, with a rescuer saying "Come with us, we'll save you!" The couple say, "No thank you, God will save us.", and they continue praying. Eventually, they drown, and they go to heaven. In heaven, they meet God, and they ask him, "Why didn't you save us God?" God replies, "What are you talking about? I sent you two boats and a helicopter! It's your own fucking fault you didn't listen!"