"Any crime you can commit where you can eat the evidence is"

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Any crime you can commit where you can eat the evidence is a pretty safe crime. An example of this would be if you turned an apple into a bong. A bad example would be a dead hooker Because you can't eat a dead hooker. Not in one sitting anyways (Wasn't sure if this was r/showerthoughts material, or what. Moderators tend to play Judge Judy's Wicked sister around here)

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