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Here's your hilarious joke:

Police officer A police officer stops a speeding car and approaches the driver Police: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Driver:" Nope" Police: "Can I see your Licence?" Driver: "Sorry officer, it has expired" *The officer raises an eyebrow* Officer: "Can I see your Registration" Driver: "You don't want to do that, this car is actually stolen" * The officer begins to tense* Officer: "Open up your trunk!" Driver: "you definitely don't want to do that, there is a dead hooker in there" The police officer calls back up. 5 policemen approach and search the car. They find no dead hooker, the car isn't stolen and the licence isn't expired. One of the officers approaches the driver and says: "Sorry sir, there seemed to be a mistake. One of the officers said that you stole a car with an expired licence and killed a hooker." Driver: "Yeah, I bet he told you I was speeding too"