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A man is using the bathroom... A man is in a public bathroom when a very small man with a green jacket and orange hair walks in. The man is very surprised at how the small man looks and asks: "Are you a leprechaun?" The small man replies: "Why yes! I am a leprechaun. And because you guessed so, I will grant you three wishes." The guy says: "Ok. I wish I had a Ferrari." "Granted." "I wish I had a smokin' hot wife." "Granted." Then the man says: "I wish I had a bigger dick." The leprechaun says: "Well, in order to grant that wish, you need to have butt sex with me first." The man thinks about it for a bit. After he considers it, he says: "Well, if Im going to get a bigger dick, I guess its worth it." So the man bends over and lets the leprechaun screw him. After he's finished, the man says: "I cant believe I just had butt sex!" The leprechaun replies: "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!"
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