Here's your hilarious joke:

A man was walking on a beach when he saw a woman with no arms or legs crying. A man was walking on a beach when he saw a woman with no arms or legs crying. He asked what was wrong. She said: "I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged." He hugged her and kept walking. A few minuted later, he sees her crying again. He asked what was wrong now; She said: "I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed." He kissed her and kept walking. A few minutes later, he saw her crying yet again, and again, he asked what was wrong. She said: "I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been fucked." He picked her up, threw her in the ocean, and said "Well you're fucked now."!

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