Here's your hilarious joke:

The circumcision surgeon... A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir. He takes his specimens to a leather-smith and asks him to make something out of them. A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet. "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?" exclaims the surgeon. The leather smith replies, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a suitcase."

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