Here's your hilarious joke:

These damn flies Little Johnny is standing on a street corner swatting flies. Every time he sees a fly he utters, "damn flies, damn flies." Just as Johnny says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose." The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "Bullshit." "Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause," says the priest. The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these damn flies."

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