"Doctor tells his patient he has good news and bad news"

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Doctor tells his patient he has good news and bad news. The patient says, "hit me with the bad news first, doc." Doctor says, "Well, you have an inoperable brain tumor. I'm sorry." The patient, now blubbering, asks "What possible good news could you have after something like this?" At the question, a grin spreads across the doctor's face as he says "I'm fucking my secretary, and she's *gorgeous.*"

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