Here's your hilarious joke:

The youth of today A little old man is sitting on a park bench one hot, summer afternoon when a young lad (around 15 years old) walks up and sits down to the old man. The young lad then opened a can of lager and lit up a cigerette, the old man was clearly disgusted with this and said "That stuff will kill you, you've got the rest of your life in front of you, don't waste time destroying your body with that rubbish" the young lad responded "My grandfather lived until he was 112 years old" "Did he smoke and drink from such a young age?" and without missing a beat the lad replied "No, but he knew how to mind his own fucking business."

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