Here's your hilarious joke:

So a guy wants to marry a virgin He adopts a girl, and drops her off at a convent. 18 years later, he goes and picks her up and marries her. On their wedding night, he's getting ready and breaks out some K-Y. The girl says, "What's that for?" The man replies, "You know, so I don't hurt you." The girl responds and asks, "Why don't you just spit on it like the monks do?"

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