Here's your hilarious joke:

Anybody read the paper this morning Person one: "Hey, did you read the news this morning?" Person two: "No, why?" Person one: "omg it was crazy, this famous actress stabbed her housekeeper like 50 times!" Person two: "holy shit, what was her name?" Person one: "uhh, it was like Reese something, umm Reese..." Person two: "REESE WITHERSPOON?!?!" Person one: "No dumbshit she used a knife.."

"Frannie Georgetta" Permalink