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Juan Rayo (original in Spanish) NSFW A young just married couple were travelling the Mexican countryside as part of their honeymoon. One of their stops was Cuernavaca, where they were staying in a luxurious hotel. As they were checking in at the front desk, the manager notices the happy couple and approaches to congratulate them. "Mr. and Mrs. Huerta! Congratulations! Thank you for picking us for your stay in Cuernavaca!" shaking the man's hand. "I must warn you though, Juan Rayo is in town." The couple exchanged confused glances. "Juan Rayo? Who's that?" "Well... He is famous for being the fastest man in Mexico. And unfortunately he has a taste for recently married women. There have been numerous reports of rape around town. We've been trying to catch him, but he's very elusive." The couple were shocked. "Well, we certainly can't stay here! But it's too late to drive. We will leave tomorrow morning at first light." The couple retire to their suite, which has a gorgeous view of the town below, but the couple are too worried about Juan Rayo to enjoy themselves. In fact, they've decided to be safe and have the husband put his finger inside his wife at all times so no one else can get in. As the night progresses, the couple start to relax a little and even watch a movie. Eventually, they notice an open window and decide to close it. They move towards it, his finger still up her hoohaa, but when they get there, they can't close it. It's stuck. He pulls out of her, uses his weight against the window frame, and manages to close it. He reaches back and goes back to plugging the whole. "Get your finger out of my ass!" Juan Rayo had struck again.