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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a British Sergeant is deported to Egypt... And he is forced to live in a mudhut in a small village far from any civilization. After a few weeks he realizes that he can't fight his sexual urges, but he's too much of a proper gentleman to masturbate. So turns to his servant and asks "My dear Achmed, I feel like my hedonistic urges are taking over me." Achmed turns to him and replies "I know, Sahib. But there's an easy solution. There's this camel out back..." The Sergeant roars "Enough, Achmed. I'm not that desperate for intimacy". Weeks pass by, and the Sergeant can't take it anymore. So he grabs a stool, goes to the camel, and sodomizes it. Soon after, the camel bleeds out and dies. Sergeant finds Achmed crying and asks "What's wrong, Achmed?" "The camel, Sahib", Achmed replies "It was trained to take us to a prostitute. We always went there blindfolded. Now we don't know where she lives".