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Here's your hilarious joke:

Joining a church. Three couples (young, middle aged, and older) walk up to their local priest and ask him if they may join the church. The priest tells each couple that they may only join the church if they may show abstinence for one month. The couples return to the church one month later and the priest asks them if they could restrain from sex. The elderly wife said, "It was not very hard for us. I joined a sewing club and my husband joined a bowling league." Then the middle aged couple then said, "We both joined a gym and worked out until we were to tired to tired to have sex." Lastly the young male said, "You see, we didn't have sex for two whole weeks and then one day, I saw my wife bending down grabbing something from the freezer and I just had to have her. I pulled down her pants and fucked her right then and there." "I am sorry, you may not enter our church again for what you did", said the priest. The husband then said,"We're not allowed in the grocery store again either."