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Here's your hilarious joke:

Chuck the Mailman was retiring. Chuck the mailman, after 30 years on the same route, was retiring. On his last day, several customers on his route gave him gifts to celebrate his career. The Jones gave him a set of golf clubs, the Millers gave him a gift card for a nice restaurant. Finally he walked up to his last house. He was about to walk away when the door opened and he was greeted by a beautiful blonde in very revealing lingerie. Without a word she took his hand and led him up to her bedroom, and they proceeded to make passionate love unlike anything he had ever dreamed. She then left the room and returned with a large tray filled with a gourmet breakfast. Chuck was famished from their exertions and dug in. After a while he was satisfied like he had never been before, when he noticed a dollar bill tucked under the coffee cup. Finally his curiosity got the better of him and he addressed the girl. "Listen, this has all been so great. Beyond my wildest dreams in every way, but I have to ask: after all this, what's with the dollar?" "Well," said the blonde,"last night I told my husband that Chuck the Mailman was retiring, and asked what we should give you. He said, 'Fuck him, give him a dollar'. The breakfast was my idea."