Here's your hilarious joke:

A Marine and an Ensign take a piss They finish around the same time. The Marine goes to the sink, but the Ensign heads for the door. "Hey, you," the Marine says, "You went through four years at the Naval Academy and they never taught you to wash your hands?" The Ensign replies, "You went through six years of high school and never learned to piss without getting it on your hands?"

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