Here's your hilarious joke:

Lucy is working on the fields Lucy, a really hot girl, is working on the fields. Stevey walks by and starts talking to her. 'Gee, Lucy, you're smoking hot. I'd really love to touch your breasts.' 'Oiii, what do you think you're doing Stevey?!' 'Lucy, I'll give you $100 if you'll allow me to touch them!' 'Eh... well, if you give me $100, then it's okay.' Stevey gives her the money and procedes. After the deed, Stevey continues: 'Listen, Lucy, you're so sexy, I'd really like to go down between your legs. I'll give you another $100!' 'Well if you give me $100, then it's fine, but let's go over there behind that bush.' Stevey gives her the money and procedes. After a while, he continues: 'Look Lucy, I really want you, now. We're already here behind the bush, so you know what? I'll give you $1,000 if I can have you right here, right now!' 'Sure, but the money first,' she says. After the deed, Stevey says: 'Okay, now I have to go.' Lucy gets dressed and continues her work on the fields. Soon, her boss walks by. 'Hey Lucy, did Stevey come by?' 'Yeah, he sure did.' 'I sent him to you with your salary, did he give it to you?'

"Joellyn Loree" Permalink