"Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven"

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Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven . . . . . . . . So he's waiting at this gate when all of a sudden, George Washington comes out. "You attacked the country I helped found!" and beats the crap out of him. Then he goes back inside and Thomas Jefferson comes out. "You hate the Declaration of Independence that I wrote!" And beats the ever-loving shit out of him. Then he goes back inside. The James Madison comes out. "You son-of a bitch . . ."and starts beating Osama some more. "Oh Merciful Allah! What is going on?" And Mohammed shows up and and says, "Well I *did* promise you 72 Virginians."

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