"11 inches So a little background I was"

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11 inches So a little background, I was hanging out with a chick who's dad (Mark) does truck pulling. Anyways, she was saying that his good friend, Rob, pulls with him and they're rivals/bestfriends. Doesn't matter. Whatever. So one night at the truck pulls, Mark won by 11 inches with Rob in second. The announcer had them talk over the loudspeaker and he asked Rob, "How do you feel knowing that Mark beat you by just 11 inches?" To which Rob replied, "Well, he should just be happy I gave those 11 inches to him instead of his daughter." She told me her dad punched him in the face and said, "You're a fucking idiot." And walked away. Like a champ.

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