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Here's your hilarious joke:

An Irish, English and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the pint, rips the fly out and shouts "Spit it out ya bastard! Spit it out!"