Here's your hilarious joke:

An American, a Mexican, and a Polak take an expedition into the Amazon... ...and while paddling up the Amazon a tribe of Amazon natives captures them. The chief of the natives proclaim to the 3 captives that they will be given 10 lashings from the tribal whip as punishment for encroaching on their tribal lands. However the captives have the choice of what to wear on their back during the lashings. The Polak goes first. He chooses to have his shirt on his back. So the chief whips him and the Polak screams and cries and moans. Next goes the Mexican. He chooses to have a bare back during the lashings. So as the shirtless Mexican receives his lashings he doesn't make a sound and doesn't even flinch. And finally goes the American. The chief asks him what to wear on his back. The American says the Mexican. And so the American was whipped with the Mexican on his back

"Tisha Calli" Permalink