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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man is sitting at the bar, hammered drunk... all of a sudden he throws up all down the front of his shirt. "Ah shit my wife's going to kill me" the man yells. The bar tender takes pity on the man and decides to help him out "don't worry mate, just tuck a $20 note in your top pocket and say a drunk at the bar threw up on you, then paid for you to clean your shirt." The man thinks that's a great idea and heads off home. Sure enough his wife is waiting for him at the front door. "Look at the state of you! You're fucking hammered and you've thrown up all over yourself..." The man interrupts her "It wasn't me! It was some other guy next to me at the bar. Look he popped $20 in my pocket for the cleaning." "But you've got $40 in your pocket" "Well yeah he shat in my pants as well"