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Morals and ethics Little Mick came home from school one day quite perplexed. 'Dad, the teacher was telling us about morals and ethics today and I still don't understand the difference. What is it?' 'Well son, you know that I am a solicitor so let me explain with an example. Let's say that old Mrs Murphy comes to me and asks me to write out a new will for her. Now she is old and can make the odd mistake. Say instead of a cheque for 100 Euros she makes it out for a 1000. Morals, son is, do I tell Mrs Murphy. Ethics is, do I tell my partner?!'

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