"So a Suicide Bomber blows himself up and ends up in Heaven"

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So a Suicide Bomber blows himself up and ends up in Heaven ... ... it's beautiful, but then he notices his new heavenly body has boobs! He thinks this is great, and starts grabbing them and playing with them. He's down right giddy. What a great surprise! Then he remembers he was promised other things, too. He sees God and asks "Hey, if this is heaven, where are all my virgins??" God replies, "Oh, no, this is Hell. You're one of the virgins."

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